Drinking game:
Evangelical Christian movies

This was designed around the movies of the studio Pure Flix, in particular its truly incredible work God’s Not Dead (2014).

Drink when…

• Free one: WASPs as far as the eye can see
• Evil God-hating leftists
• The movie is explicitly bigoted
• A character prays
• The token minority shows up for the first time
• Christian rock plays
• A professor that doesn’t act remotely like a professor
  • Can’t refute an argument you can refute
  • Inexplicably skips the actual act of teaching
  • Claims to be able to deductively prove the absence of God
• Evangelical icon makes a cameo
• Persecution against Christians
• Evangelism hurts a friendship or relationship
• A nonsensical joke that evangelicals are clearly supposed to find funny
• You can’t have morality without God
• A character finishes a passionate monologue
• A miracle occurs
• A Christian sins and it’s treated as apocalyptic
• Direct Bible quote from laity

Finish your drink when…

• A character converts to Christianity
• Satanic forces arrive
• Bully is revealed to be an atheist
• An atheist cries
• Evolution is unqustionably discretited

Take a shot when…

• Richard Dawkins is mentioned as though he is a philosopher
• Death is treated as a blessing because the deceased will meet God at the Pearly Gates

Chug a fifth when…

• The movie converts you to Christianity.