Drinking game:
Evangelical Christian movies
This was designed around the movies of the studio Pure Flix, in particular its truly incredible work God’s Not Dead (2014).
Drink when…
- Free one: WASPs as far as the eye can see
- Evil God-hating leftists
- The movie is explicitly bigoted
- A character prays
- The token minority shows up for the first time
- Christian rock plays
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A professor that doesn’t act remotely like a professor
- Can’t refute an argument you can refute
- Inexplicably skips the actual act of teaching
- Claims to be able to deductively prove the absence of God
- Evangelical icon makes a cameo
- Persecution against Christians
- Evangelism hurts a friendship or relationship
- A nonsensical joke that evangelicals are clearly supposed to find funny
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You can’t have morality without God
- A character finishes a passionate monologue
- A miracle occurs
- A Christian sins and it’s treated as apocalyptic
- Direct Bible quote from laity
Finish your drink when…
- A character converts to Christianity
- Satanic forces arrive
- Bully is revealed to be an atheist
- An atheist cries
- Evolution is unqustionably discretited
Take a shot when…
- Richard Dawkins is mentioned as though he is a philosopher
- Death is treated as a blessing because the deceased will meet God at the Pearly Gates
Chug a fifth when…
- The movie converts you to Christianity.