Drink when…
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Seagal says something completely unintelligible
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Seagal talks about his special ops history
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Seagal wears Asian clothes
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Seagal draws a sword
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Seagal talks about his East Asian religion
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Seagal blindly waves a gun around in the air or swaps
rifle shoulders
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Seagal needs a body double
×2 if the double is just for walking or using stairs
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Music doesn’t fit the scene
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Someone says a truly awful one-liner
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Subplot is introduced involving a prostitute, widow,
or damsel-in-distress
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Bad CGI
Finish your drink when…
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Seagal defeats more than five enemies in under a minute
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Seagal is actually caught off-guard